No one asks me interesting questions anymore.

asker

Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS BEFORE!? Followers, you are letting me down….!

For those of you who don’t know, my name is JC, and these are called, “JC Rasta Limited.” and I want them, badly.

JC RASTA LIMITED SANDALS

For those of you who don’t know, my name is JC, and these are called, “JC Rasta Limited.” and I want them, badly.

JC RASTA LIMITED SANDALS

/legal

Today I remember that pulling out doesn’t work, happy birthday, me.

The amount of crush I have for Jennifer Lawrence is unreal. If one of you guys can get me a date with her, I’d love you, 9000ever. Unf.

TheĀ amountĀ of crush I have for Jennifer Lawrence is unreal. If one of you guys can get me a date with her, I’d love you, 9000ever. Unf.

asker

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend and I normally have amazing sex and he always knows how to spoil my body with all his techniques and tricks but I feel like there's not a lot for me to do. I have to admit that I give him mind blowing blow jobs and I do other things here and there but I feel like that's not enough, like I could do so much more but idk what! What are some of your favorite things that your gf does to you? What do you recommend I do? maybe even time and place? (I know mornings are good, right?)

ANYTIME ANYWHERE! There’s no real ‘LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION’ rule with this one, you’re not a suicide bomber. More power to you for the bomb head, by the way. My ex used to give me these really incredible sexy ‘massages’. I mean, my muscles weren’t persay rubbed, but she was naked, and I was usually satisfied, we then progressed to le sexual activity. Hmm, we used to get in the shower and do it, that’s extremely interesting. I consider sex like cooking, you can do it in the kitchen and outside (iykwim), find a nice big rock to bend over and see how many woodland creatures you can run off with your screaming? The biggest thing is to not worry about being fair, sex isn’t a fair act. It’s meant for the men to do most of the work. Unless you wanna get into the dominatrix stuff… Oh! Cowgirl positions can be fun, give that a go.

Thank you, Zach.

Thank you, Zach.

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#116

If they’re too beautiful to pass up, let nothing stand in your way of getting their full attention.

I almost spit out my drink when I saw this..

thathippieechick:

We have such a twisted way of thinking

thathippieechick:

We have such a twisted way of thinking

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